Im gay What about you

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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