- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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