what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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