How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Smelly Indians.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Hi.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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