- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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