Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A child walks into a classroom.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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