Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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