Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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People with cancer.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Testicles.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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