whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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I had a submarine.... once

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I <3 Hitler

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Vote this up

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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penis in the camel

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

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