- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.