- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Stephen Hawking

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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