- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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