what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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