What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Anti Joke

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