- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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