A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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