Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Black People

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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