- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

I have an idea! You leave.

A hill billy went fishing

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

An epileptic man attends a rave.

whats brown and booky a book.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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