It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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well now

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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