How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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women's rights

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Hail Heetluh

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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