- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A dancer walks into a barre

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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