- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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