Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Thats what she said

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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