What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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