Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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