- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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