- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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