A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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