Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

I love you

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Stop. Seriously stop.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What would Muhammed do?

Vote this up

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

WILLY

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Amazing

Win industrial estate, Newry

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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