What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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