- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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