1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Anti Joke

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