Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

This is an anti-joke.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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