Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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