Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

so today i took a poop. hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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