Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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yada yada

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Suck pussy

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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SEX

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

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