- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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