- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

nice tits.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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