Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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