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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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