A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Sex education in Texas.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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I C U P White stuff

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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