What do you call an blank test? an F

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Massie is a fatass

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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