- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Women's Rights..

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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