Call of Duty is a good game.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

human centipede

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

whats funnier than 24? 25

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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