- Anti Joke

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A blind man walks into a library.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A person from Singapore eats

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

2 + 2 = 4

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Bitch

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Your mom went to college

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I like the color potato.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.