I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Your Mother

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Feminism.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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