What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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