There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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The Moon Landing.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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