Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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