A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Once upon a time

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Im cute hehehee

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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