How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

12 niqqa 12.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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