- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Im gay What about you

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

I walk into a bar...

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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