- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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