A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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