- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How about that airline food?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Rylan Clark

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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