- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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