Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Women's rights

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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