why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

hi mom

My dad

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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