Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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