How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

2 black kids walk into school

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I have a gay camel

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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