Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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