Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Soccer...

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Good job, son.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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