Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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women's rights.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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