- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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