- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

meh

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Matthew Baker

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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