Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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boobs!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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