sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's brown and sticky? Anal

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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