- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person from Singapore eats

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

I like the color potato.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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