Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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