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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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