- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

hickory dickory dock no one cares

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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