- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

no

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Faithful men.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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