What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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this is not a drill.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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