- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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